The International just keeps going and going and the DOTA never stops. Some of us already had to watch their favorites go out or they may not have even made it this far. Or perhaps they just don’t have a match to play tomorrow. So what should a fan do? Obviously, we need some 100% legit rationale to support one of the different sides on the stage on the third day of TI9's main event, right? Don’t worry – we’ve put together a list of completely reasonable and absolutely foolproof suggestions if you’re looking for a temporary team!
Cheer on Newbee if…
you used to like Forward Gaming
you’re dumb and you think they're the same Chinese team that won TI4
you can’t stand Infamous (get in line)
you’re still pissed off by OG’s arrogant BM yesterday
Cheer on Team Secret if…
you think one day full of choking memes was more than enough
…and that about covers it
Cheer on PSG.LGD if…
you want to believe that group stage performances actually matter
you want to see a rematch from the TI8 final
Cheer on EG if…
you believe that playing in the main event of The International grants superpowers
you liked that cartoony base builder from 2004
Cheer on Infamous if…
you’re inca-pacitated
you think it’s a bit mach(u picchu) that this segment is full of bad puns
Cheer on Mineski if…
you like crazy lower bracket runs
you really like kpii or Moon
you really really like to meme about Team Secret choking at TI