I Wanna Be Immortal (Dota 2 Parody)

Chief Content Coordinator that is mildly obsessed with Dota 2. Other video games are cool too. Master of BioChem in my other life.

August 11th, 2020

Any Ursa spamming Immortal hopefuls out there? Please enjoy "I wanna be Immortal". No rights claimed, just a fun parody!

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Twenty, Twenty, Twenty mmr to go

I wanna be immortal

Nothing to do with teammates who throw-oh

I wanna be immortal

Just get me to the pickscreen, it's worth all the pain

Carry, carry, carry, can I take the strain

I can't control my teammates, this hero's not my main

Oh no-o-o-o-o

Twenty, Twenty, Twenty mmr to go

I wanna be immortal

Nothing to do with teammates who throw-oh

I wanna be immortal

Just get me to the tower, last hit with my Bane

Carry, carry, carry, juke through the terrain

I can't control my teammates, I can't control my lane

Oh no-o-o-o-o

Twenty, Twenty, Twenty mmr to go

I wanna be immortal

Nothing to do with teammates who throw-oh

I wanna be immortal

Just get me to the rosh pit, game won't be in vain

Carry, carry, carry, before we go insane

I can't control my teammates, I can't control my brain

Oh no-o-o-o-o

Twenty, Twenty, Twenty mmr to go

I wanna be immortal

Nothing to do with teammates who throw-oh

I wanna be immortal

I'm going for the rapier, don't make me explain

Carry, carry, carry, before they all complain

I can't control my teammates, this game is down the drain

Oh no-o-o-o-o

Ba ba baba, baba ba baba, I wanna be immortal